Politician

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Do not worry about me, I will do you no harm,
There is no reason to fear, to trip the alarm.
True, I will take away a freedom here and there
But do not realize me for what I am, a great vicious bear,
Biting and clawing away at your liberty,
Your pursuit of happiness, all that has been given to thee.
In my grandiose speeches I tell of a land where freedom has become heavily banned,
I speak of the evils that have befallen us all
And I swear to change things when you vote me in this fall.
I show you visions of great grandeur, visions of a land where,
The first shall be last and the last shall be first,
In order to accomplish this I will take from the hard working rich man’s bountiful purse.
No, I do not have much experience but do not worry,
Be not wary of this, small subtle question mark,
This minute disclaimer, on this issue grant me a waiver.
I need little practice, know-how for this occupation, all I’m trying to become,
is leader of a great nation. I tell you I am for the working class,
the poor and the needy, but how I will get there, well, yes, my plan is quite seedy.
I shout out through my media megaphone
And instantly all the great outlets fall at my feet, prone,
To my steady lies, this stealth disguise that will help lead you straight into demise.
It is true I am naive, I truly believe I am giving you what you need,
A healthy vaccination that will continue to reprieve,
So continue on great land, in your egotistical ignorance,
There is no reason for feelings of the tense.
Pay no attention to my hardened socialist policy,
My platform that I have built on many a fallacy.
Keep on feeding me with baby food questions,
And I will continue to answer according to the majority’s suggestion.
I will entrance you with my speech, destroy your intelligence like a leech
So sit back and enjoy my promises of a sun drenched beach,
A utopia, a paradise society, a humanistic land based upon propriety.
Prepare yourself for a land of change, where I will continue to derange,
Any and all, get ready, vote me in, this fall.